My Funny Old World!

How do you mend a broken heart? Well  I'm in a good position to answer that having had my own heart broken more times than I deserve. B...

Have you ever been on a reunion? I never have before but tomorrow I'm meeting up with a workmate that I haven't seen for about 22 y...

Have you ever had a visit from the police? Well, I blooming have! It all happened last night and I've never felt so frightened in my li...

How do you tell your neighbours you can hear them having sex? I say my neighbour (who's a man in his late twenties, early thirties) but ...

How old are you? I'm asking because tomorrow is my forty-fourth birthday! Yep, I'm forty-blooming-four. Before you yell at me I kn...

Do I need to lose weight? I normally would answer "no I'm fine" and I suppose in some ways I am. Well, maybe I could do with l...

How do we cope when our children leave home?  We don't! Us mothers just cry and cry and wish we could turn the time back to when they ne...